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    “You need a special kind of mind to rule a city like Ankh-Morpork, and Lord Vetinari had it.”

    It was often said as a sort of backhanded compliment about him, but Vetinari had to agree with the sentiment in its entirety.

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    “Mr Lipwig, where is the report I had asked you for?”
    “Er…” Moist tried, “...a mutant squid ate my homework?”
    --

    In which Moist von Lipwig suffers the consequences of ADHD, tells a ridiculous lie, and reality has a funny way of lining things up sometimes…

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    Чтобы мальчишка с Заводильной улицы стал тем, кем должен, из его жизни нельзя выкинуть ни одного события. Даже если это разобьет ему сердце.
    Присутствуют некоторые расхождения с каноном и вольный пересказ некоторых моментов книги "Ночная стража". Это просто очень специфический текст, я предупредила!

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    Ever since they began this little ritual some months ago Vimes has refused to improve his Thud game, probably out of spite.

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    Vimes has to deal with getting back to the present day.
    He also has to deal with the realities of being a new father and with some certain happenings that took place on a dark and rainy night. Even if he thinks that maybe those should not be mentioned. Or thought about in too much depth. Or at all, come to that.
    Oh, and then there's the string of murders too, of course. He should probably deal with those and soon before the whole city collapses into utter chaos as Guild leaders are targeted one by one.

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    It’s said that civilisation only came about because mankind discovered how to brew beer and said hey, that’s pretty good, let’s do more of that, and so went on developing agriculture, more-permanent housing, privys, manners, and all those things society needed to keep the beer brewing.

    Once upon a time, Sam Vimes would have agreed and said something along the lines of well, just think how many wars never began, cause everyone drank away their anger and realised it’d be too much effort to go over and start beating the neighbours to death. A more contemporary Sam Vimes, who had been to countless high-society events and diplomatic engagements by this point in his life, would list all the wars that began because someone got too drunk at a party.

    The most current Sam Vimes just hoped he could get through tonight without adding another entry to that list.

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    Ветинари сложно отпустить прошлое и это выливается для него в некоторые проблемы в настоящем.

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    His Lordship needs to deal with his Omega condition and Alpha is as rare as a three-legged toad in Discworld, so Rosie arranged an anonymous group event for her old friend. And since there's certain risks in this kind of activities, she also called in someone reliable to watch over things.

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    Ваймс постепенно осознаёт, что вместо иллюзии счастья он мог бы получить его на самом деле.

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    It began with a quiet confession from Lord Vetinari, and Lady Sybil making a decision about what to do with it. Vimes is exhausted, and at once frightened by and drawn to the changes that the two are introducing to his life. But then dwarfs around the city begin to go mad and hallucinate themselves into a violent frenzy, and a brutal murder is committed in the pouring rain. Maybe, just maybe, Vimes can figure it all out before the madness and the rage gets him too.

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    Vimes gets transported to Earth Datum in the Long Earth in a thaumaturgical accident, and Data helps him get home.

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    When everyone in the Vimes household catches the flu except Sam, he takes it upon himself to try and cook lunch for his wife.

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    Stray Kids and magical computers don’t mix!

    (aka chaos + chaos will always end badly)

     

    WARNING: READ THIS AT YOUR OWN RISK. NO LIFEGUARDS. SWIM CAREFULLY.

    The world is not ready for this.

    We're sorry.

    But we had to.

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    This was the first time Havelock had ever been tasked with saving a life, and it was the first time he’d failed an assignment. Really, the logical thing to do would be to leave this scene immediately and report back to Madam. And to accept his aunt’s curse. Perhaps even more logical would be to search the surrounding area for any trace of Carcer.

    But what would John Keel do?

    He glanced down at the unconscious boy at his feet, defenseless amongst the rubble. Chest rising and falling softly, oblivious.

    John Keel would protect the defenseless.

    He might still be able to save a life today after all.

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    Despite extreme reluctance, the seemingly indestructible Rincewind has been through just about everything. But his newest challenge will take place in his own city when he finds a small dwarf child lost and alone.

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    Они никогда не разговаривают.

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    Как только солнце заходит и ночь принимает в свои объятия этот огромный, грязный и ни на секунду не останавливающийся механизм со множеством шестерёнок, именуемый городом, на смену заступает Ночная Стража.

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    Вечер трудного дня остался позади и наконец-то появилась возможность отдохнуть.

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    Продолжение истории отношений патриция и капитана Ночной стражи из фанфика AbsurdBread

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    Vetinari is having a bad day, and soon it will be everyone else's problem

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