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    My entry for the DioPucci week
    Stone Ocean has officially ended but what better for the heart than some late entries before this year ends?

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    “We should consummate our marriage,” the bard says. He’s leaning against the side of the tavern he was kept in, tired, dishevelled, decidedly worse for wear – but alive.

    Yennefer purses her lips at him. “We’re not actually married.”

    “But if we were,” he says imploringly, “we totally would, right about now.”


    It starts as a joke. But when they’re on the run and need a cover to get out of Oxenfurt, it doesn’t seem like quite so stupid an idea. And it’s not like they have to worry about actual feelings getting involved, right? ... Right?

    *

    Cover Art and Illustration for Chapter 5 by MidnightMagpies

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    Leo...just can't take it anymore.

    Nohr is dying. His 'father' is a greedy tyrant, his 'family' is no longer anything of the sort, and the commonfolk despise him enough that they continuously wish for his untimely demise. His usual escape of riding with Rose leads to a fateful encounter that no one could've expected. Now the bastard-born has to choose between a dying land which has already abandoned him, and the welcoming Crown Prince of Hoshido...who doesn't know the identity of that lost boy he met in the woods.

    It's time for fate's path to change, and he'll be the instrument for that change.

    This is Leo's story.

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    “Write about the person who inspires you the most,” they’ve said.

    It wasn’t easy for Katsuki Bakugo, who wasn’t used to explaining his feeling and putting words to them. So he tried to find at least 5 or 10 reasons to hate this person because who knows? Maybe it’ll be easier if he could hate him instead of dealing with his insecurities.

    In the end, he wrote for hours. Katsuki Bakugo wrote the whole night until dawn and barely slept that day, knowing what was expecting him.

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    Kiri was used to dragging himself into his room after a long night of working with Fat Gum only to be met by chaos. Usually, it would be his friends playing games and teasing one another. Or if Kami was hyper enough from his own internship with Hawks and Shinsou still with Aizawa for the night; Kiri would walk in to find Kami tempting fate by seeing how much he could pile on-top of a sleeping Bakugou before the explosive blonde woke up and threatened to destroy him.
    On rare occasions, Kiri would find them all giggling and an open Kamui Woods lunch box that Sero thought was discrete. Inside was Sero’s stash of edibles, these apparently wouldn’t be broken out until Bakugou had curled up at the head of Kiri’s bed like a cat and dozed off.

     

    However... what he walks in on this particular night not only shocks him, but could change his life forever.

    ***

    OR:
    How Kiri comes home to a stoned Baku and things spiral into madness from there.

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    I suck at writing summaries🥲

    What happens when you see the person you want with another, then you discover they want you too?

    (this is not based on movie 'imagine me and you', I just liked the title🙃)

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    2/?
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    As time passes and Ron grows he realizes that his first coherent thoughts about Voldemort were right:
    By Merlin’s saggy balls that is one scary-sounding git. An absolutely wanker really.
    This is made even more relevant by the fact that even now, over two years since the bloody tosser’s death, he is causing problems.
    But you know what? It’s going to be fine. There’s a plan:
    1. Let Hermione handle all the data gathering and calculations.
    2. Help if asked but don’t volunteer unnecessarily.
    3. Avoid talking about the way their magic pulls them together.
    4. Provide food, company and much-needed distractions/breaks.
    5. Get sucked into doing a ritual that sends them 13 years in the past and be forced to deal with the bond and primordial beings.

    Yeah, it’s easy to see which step wasn’t on the list initially. Guess what else wasn’t on the list? Actually acknowledging the fact that shadows seem to warp in his presence.
    Ron blames the Unspeakables — and Voldemort. But mostly Voldemort. Foul git.

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    What happens when your little brother drops an internet bomb, gets you both disinherited from your homophobic father's will, and then disappears with his newly acquired husband?
    Punching his husband's brother in the face is .. somehow working out pretty well for Shen Jiu, IF he can stop falling for Luo BingHe!
    ~
    BingHe's lips twitched in a grin, "Sit down and shut up, Shizun."
    Shen Jiu sat, clenching his fingers around the fan. "You can't call me that."
    BingHe just leered at him, one set of black painted nails drumming on his wide desk. "If you're living under my roof, I can call you whatever I like." He replied.
    "I'm not-"
    "Then where are you going to go, Shizun?" Luo BingHe was jeering at him, fangs on display in his smile. "Back to the streets? I think you like plumbing too much for that. Besides, I'd you want to help me find our brothers, you should be here to work with QingHua and me." Shen Jiu hissed out between his clenched teeth and BingHe raised an eyebrow.
    "You're like an angry cat." There was a touch of laughter to his voice now, chipping away the sneer, "Touchy and fussy, but I bet you'd purr if I pet you right."

    ~
    For the Shen Jiu MiniBang!

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    12/12
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    Just two friends falling in love, little by little.

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    15/?
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    In two decades of my rather successful career, if I do say so myself, I have found that language is my first defence while working. That isn’t, of course, to say it is my only defence. I am a thief, a con artist, at times an assassin - although in more recent months that is not one I would admit to readily. My lady love is such a sensitive soul afterall and assassination comes with far too much blood for his taste.
    But whichever job I am working at that one time, my sharpened tongue can be of as much use as my sharpened knife.
    So perhaps it shouldn’t have been surprising to me that settling into something stable, something that felt permanent, for the first time - building a relationship with that lady love of mine - I admit I found myself thinking far more about who I am than I ever had before.
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    A study of different forms of communication and learning who you are through it, featuring flirting with marks, homesickness, accents both fake and real, speaking your mother-tongue for the first time in over a decade, and the inherent homoeroticism and romance of your significant other learning your language

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    5/?
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    Searching for a way to relax during the stressed Christmas season, Harry books a room in the Christmas Hotel, not realising that a special someone is working there. Of course it’s Draco Malfoy and he has once again all of Harry’s attention, though this time it’s probably not a bad attention. Is romance even an option for Harry?

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    She left. Without so much as a goodbye message. As much as a bruise it is to his ego to admit it, he’d even take that when the alternative was nothing. That’s what she left him with. Nothing. Oh well. Its not like he’ll miss her. It’s not like he will miss her voice or her smile, the one he likes to think is reserved for him. Or her weird stories or the cute way she cursed when she was mad.

    Half an hour later, he was drunk dialing her. Nothing. Not then, not the thousands of times he called her later.

    He did not miss her.

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    "Bruno Madrigal has never done anything to deserve all the shit you spew about him," She said, her mind a hundred miles away from what's falling out her mouth. "He's always done his best for this community. He's never said a mean word about someone. He's helped rebuild alongside the town, after—after what you've all done to him. He has more goodness in his pinky finger than you have in your entire body."

    "Plus, plus, he's fucking gorgeous. A hundred, no! A thousand times more than you are. He's got better hair, and, and eyes, and he looks great in green so, there!" She spat out, furiously rubbing tears away.

    "Dios Mio!"

    Standing beyond those awful group of men, with eyes wide in disbelief, was Bruno Madrigal.

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    36/?
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    What if Jen said yes to Rick's proposal.. for all the wrong reasons?

    Jen becoming Rick's queen was everything they'd worked so hard for, but the dream soon becomes a nightmare as Maxwell and Jen continue to figure out their growing feelings for each other. This is a story in five parts - a story of bad decisions, forbidden love, betrayal, keeping dangerous secrets, and the inevitable fallout.

    ***PART FOUR - WE'RE ALL THROUGH***

    After Jen and Maxwell’s love affair comes to an abrupt conclusion in LA, what comes next for the two of them in an ever more uncertain and challenging world? And for how long will the true identity of Bella’s father remain a secret?

    Note: this fic includes infidelity/adultery, so if you're not comfortable with that, this might not be the fic for you.

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    Zenitsu es un universitario de primer año que fue invitado a la fiesta de disfraces de un desconocido. Con deseos de experimentar lo que es la diversión adolescente, accede y las cosas no terminan de la mejor manera, principalmente porque no era una fiesta de disfraces, era la fiesta de cumpleaños de alguien y parece que los tres vasos de cerveza que bebió hicieron que se ligara al atractivo tipo disfrazado de ninja con purpurina color violeta neon en el pelo.

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    Español
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    5/?
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    — Просто не ломайся и возьми это дело, Сичень, — устало просит Минцзюэ. — Вы два придурка, кружащих вокруг друг друга.
    — Во-первых, это непрофессионально, — чопорно парирует Сичень, — во-вторых, ему это не нужно.
    — Блядь, иногда ты такой упертый, тебе точно стоило бы сменить свою фамилию на его.

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    Using his own Thread, Sanji saved Zoro from death—unknowingly binding their Fate. Every day after, the wound reopens and Sanji has to use his Thread to sew it closed; lengthening Zoro's life, and shortening his own. It transforms from a guilty obligation to an infatuated desperation as feelings develop, and the inevitable fact that one day Sanji will have to let Zoro die, or they both will.

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    4/?
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    A collection of driver x driver Christmas themed one shots.

    Will post prompts later today

    I had some requests for driver pairings so I decided to write some Christmas one shots, different one each day. No promise on length (or quality) but I'm giving it a go. Marked as mature because inevitably I am sure there will be some mature content along the way but generally these are just cute or silly one shots maybe with some drama added in along the way.

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    3/24
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    The war has been over almost two years and all the battles won, but for Luna Lovegood an even bigger battle is just about to begin...

    Feeling alone for the first time in her life, Luna enlists the help of Fleur Delacour to break the ward stopping her from hearing her soulmates thoughts. Soon she discoveres that she doesn't have a soulmate, she doesn't have two soulmates... Luna has four! A tangled mess of shennanigans ensue... worse still, all of her soulmates speak of a strange attraction that Luna just doesn't feel.

    Will it all work out in the end?

    The odds are 1 in 1000! So let's find out!

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    44,013
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    46
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    30
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    Holiday drabbles based around our favourite idiots.

    Language:
    English
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    200
    Chapters:
    2/24
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    2
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    10

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