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    “You need a special kind of mind to rule a city like Ankh-Morpork, and Lord Vetinari had it.”

    It was often said as a sort of backhanded compliment about him, but Vetinari had to agree with the sentiment in its entirety.

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    “Mr Lipwig, where is the report I had asked you for?”
    “Er…” Moist tried, “...a mutant squid ate my homework?”
    --

    In which Moist von Lipwig suffers the consequences of ADHD, tells a ridiculous lie, and reality has a funny way of lining things up sometimes…

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    1/1
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    Follow on to my other story Oh, But It Is True. I recommend reading that ficlet first, but if you don’t, this story can stand alone. Crowley takes Aziraphale on a long-awaited picnic outing to Wendel’s Mound on midsummer day. The Bentley is proud of herself for being a good car. Aziraphale enjoys the scrumptious picnic and looks forward to napping. Puck makes an unanticipated appearance, and Sunglasses and Bow Tie engage in a bit of snarky banter. Our ineffable duo finally make it to the Library in the Dreaming via a nap and meet Lucienne.

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    Чтобы мальчишка с Заводильной улицы стал тем, кем должен, из его жизни нельзя выкинуть ни одного события. Даже если это разобьет ему сердце.
    Присутствуют некоторые расхождения с каноном и вольный пересказ некоторых моментов книги "Ночная стража". Это просто очень специфический текст, я предупредила!

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    5/?
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    Ever since they began this little ritual some months ago Vimes has refused to improve his Thud game, probably out of spite.

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    1/1
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    27
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    4
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    Vimes has to deal with getting back to the present day.
    He also has to deal with the realities of being a new father and with some certain happenings that took place on a dark and rainy night. Even if he thinks that maybe those should not be mentioned. Or thought about in too much depth. Or at all, come to that.
    Oh, and then there's the string of murders too, of course. He should probably deal with those and soon before the whole city collapses into utter chaos as Guild leaders are targeted one by one.

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    12/?
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    9
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    Trouble finds Rincewind once more. It's short and smiling and wearing spectacles.

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    5
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    It’s said that civilisation only came about because mankind discovered how to brew beer and said hey, that’s pretty good, let’s do more of that, and so went on developing agriculture, more-permanent housing, privys, manners, and all those things society needed to keep the beer brewing.

    Once upon a time, Sam Vimes would have agreed and said something along the lines of well, just think how many wars never began, cause everyone drank away their anger and realised it’d be too much effort to go over and start beating the neighbours to death. A more contemporary Sam Vimes, who had been to countless high-society events and diplomatic engagements by this point in his life, would list all the wars that began because someone got too drunk at a party.

    The most current Sam Vimes just hoped he could get through tonight without adding another entry to that list.

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    1/1
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    “Oh dear,” Vetinari said. “It would appear that my clerk has melted. What a tragic thing it is that has occurred.”
    --

    A heatwave has struck Ankh-Morpork, with temperatures higher than most on record. Drumknott in particular is suffering. Fortunately, Vetinari has come up with a solution.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    18
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    1
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    Драмнот з большага практычны чалавек. Але часам музыка можа ўзняць успаміны, як бы глыбока іх ні стараліся схаваць.

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    беларуская
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    Ветинари сложно отпустить прошлое и это выливается для него в некоторые проблемы в настоящем.

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    1/1
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    His Lordship needs to deal with his Omega condition and Alpha is as rare as a three-legged toad in Discworld, so Rosie arranged an anonymous group event for her old friend. And since there's certain risks in this kind of activities, she also called in someone reliable to watch over things.

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    中文-普通话 國語
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    Ваймс постепенно осознаёт, что вместо иллюзии счастья он мог бы получить его на самом деле.

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    1/1
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    It began with a quiet confession from Lord Vetinari, and Lady Sybil making a decision about what to do with it. Vimes is exhausted, and at once frightened by and drawn to the changes that the two are introducing to his life. But then dwarfs around the city begin to go mad and hallucinate themselves into a violent frenzy, and a brutal murder is committed in the pouring rain. Maybe, just maybe, Vimes can figure it all out before the madness and the rage gets him too.

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    Chapters:
    14/?
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    1
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    353
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    334
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    45
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    Исполнение заявки: "А что, если до появления Мора обязанности Смерти (когда он снова куда-то делся) пришлось выполнять Изабель? Реакция людей на Смерть в розовой мантии с кружевами".

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    Смерть всегда думал, что хорошо умеет ладить с детьми.

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    1/1
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    In a life where being smart means not being beaten or starved, Harry Potter turns out to be someone who should never be underestimated - someone who would go to the very edges of morality to preserve his life and to enact a vengeance on those who deserve it.

    This work aims to massively expand the canon as it is given in the books, as well as slightly tweaking amny canon facts/implications. It is, in essence, a complete re-write of the books, starting with the 2 months leading up to Book 1. It's gonna be an extremely slow burn, both in plot as in eventual relationships. All relationships tagged will be those that are central to the actions of certain characters (such as Lucius who would die to protect Narcissa and their son, or Xenophilius who loved his wife so dearly that even after death he makes decisions in her memory).

    Currently, Act I has been concluded - Act II has newly begun :D

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    57/?
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    338
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    Даже во время проведения первых Вседисковых Спортивных Игр не обходится без преступления.

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    Русский
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    Captain von Trapp and his children get rather more than they bargained for with the new governess.

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    English
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    40,532
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    20/20
    Comments:
    329
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    Vimes gets transported to Earth Datum in the Long Earth in a thaumaturgical accident, and Data helps him get home.

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    1/1
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    6
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    6
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    1
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