1 - 20 of 39841 Works in Crack Treated Seriously

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    thats it thats everything
    (aka: mandela catalogue vol.2, but slightly worse)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    213
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Hits:
    0
  2. Tags
    Summary

    Vine: @Mom Zack and I are going to make a cake

    Zack and Ivy didn’t plan to get crazy in their adventure to make a cake.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,996
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    0
  3. Tags
    Summary

    Volo becomes a youtuber! Things ensue.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,204
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    276
    Kudos:
    259
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    4278
  4. Tags
    Summary

    A gift for the wonderful Fuddlewuddle, for their "Never have I ever..." series

    5 times The Dads and Hangman flirted in public, confusing those around them, and the one time Rooster flirted with Maverick, making everyone loose their minds.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,795
    Chapters:
    5/6
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    167
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    2096
  5. Tags
    Summary

    Faced with the prospect of marrying a woman he knows nothing about, Shen Yuan has the brilliant idea to marry his favorite character of all time, Luo Binghe.

    But recurring dreams involving the demonic emperor and the inexplicable growth of his feelings leave him questioning just how real his marriage actually is…

    This man married his favorite character to get out of an arranged marriage. You won't believe what happened next!

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,884
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    352
    Kudos:
    1006
    Bookmarks:
    220
    Hits:
    8255
  6. Tags
    Summary

    A flash of black contrasted the vivid green of the grass Sonic ran upon. He could have missed it so easily.
    But he didn’t.
    Stopping in his tracks, Sonic turned back towards where the black object, a notebook, lay face-up in the grass. He stooped to pick it up, eyes scanning the spindly white lettering on the cover.
    “Death Note?”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,490
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    71
  7. Tags
    Summary

    “I need you to kidnap me.”

    Kusuo blinked in response, baffled by the woman’s sudden declaration, and a long time passed in which they simply regarded each other. It had been a while since anyone was able to surprise him. He would allow her that much. But that was all.

    'And why shouldn’t I just kill you where you stand for your intrusion?' He levied her with a cold, disdainful look.

    “You could do that…” Kokomi acknowledged tentatively, “But, I’m assuming that if you really wanted to kill me, then you would’ve just done it.”

    He couldn’t help but purse his lips at that. Well… hm. That was true. 

    In which Kusuo is fine playing a pretend villain and just wants to be left alone. Too bad the pesky runaway princess won’t let him be.
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,553
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    124
    Kudos:
    368
    Bookmarks:
    67
    Hits:
    4290
  8. Tags
    Summary

    The events of No Way Home left Peter Parker in shambles. Luckily there are a lot of ladies out there willing to pick up the pieces. Not as horny as it sounds. Still kinda horny though.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    117,763
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    203
    Kudos:
    262
    Bookmarks:
    48
    Hits:
    12036
  9. Tags
    Summary

    Never in the history of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry has Hogwarts admitted a student with such renown. But this year is different.

    This year is the year that the famous musician Stromae will walk the halls of Hogwarts as a student--all while a mystery unfolds on the sidelines.

    --ONGOING--

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,844
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    195
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Takemichi returns to the future, only to be in the middle of an alpha sandwich.

    In the process of being bitched.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,208
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    130
  11. Tags
    Summary

    Please let this not be real. Please let this not be real. Please, please, please let this be a result of whatever drugs were needed to produce this shitfest of an hallucination or, three Entities being mashed together by the unforgiving tides of fate.
    I stared into the mirror.
    This was real, wasn't it.
    Damm.
    I curled into a ball of misery in the sink.
    OR
    Former Avatar of fear beaten to death by mob after eyepocalypse, reincarnated as a three-year-old in a world with superpowers. More at ten.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,488
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    199
  12. Tags
    Summary

    He steps back a bit, before turning his attention to what he assumes to be a communal bulletin board. There were a ton of various papers littered around the board, each about a different thing, but the one he was focused on-

    Hey! Need a cheap-ish place to stay?
    I’m looking for a couple roommates willing to help split the rent, since the prices are getting high!
    If you’re interested, take one of the slips and head to the address on it!

    —————

    Tommy needs a place to hide from his old mentor.

    Aimsey needs a place to stay after they got kicked out of another apartment.

    Tubbo needs a place to lay low for his mission.

    Ranboo needs some roommates to help pay the ever-increasing rent.

    —————

    OR: When four people with terrible secrets locked up tight meet, how long will it take for one of them to crack?

    OR: Spy X Family-esq. au except i’ve never watched it.

    (Title from Mixed Nuts (English Cover) by Will Stetson)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,596
    Chapters:
    3/5
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    537
  13. Tags
    Summary

    macho: I am in spain without the s p a i n and replacing it with seamus

     

    bronaldo: you are in seamus?

     

    macho: is that a dare??

     

    larry: I'm done being sober

     

    also known as a harry potter chatfic. all characters are very ooc, but I find it funny lol. anyways, enjoy. also, daily updates, Ill tell if I cant update for some reason.

    WARNINGS:
    swearing (like a lot)
    mentions of death (like “kys” or “go die”
    underage drinking, smoking and sex (implied, never written out smut)
    mental health issues

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,480
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    225
  14. Tags
    Summary

    Katsuki has a world famous temper.
    This is an undisputed fact that even he acknowledges. He can be pretty fucking introspective if he wants to be, thank you.
    His friends seem to disagree somewhat.
    "You've really calmed down since I first met you! You used to be so much meaner"

    Yeah, tell that to the girl who turned him into a cat.

    --
    Or, Bakugo is hit with a quirk that turns him into a cat and is found by Shoto- who's as clueless as ever.

    Series
    • Part 2 of MHA
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,660
    Chapters:
    4/10
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    197
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    2182
  15. Tags
    Summary

    Crunching leafs, running stream water with fish populations, critters scurrying to the top of the trees, with the faint jingle of bells to heard and seen.

    Tommy traverses the land, with a travelers bag and some bells to his name. As he embarks, some revelations are acknowledged, castles are burned, Deities are spoken to, history is learned from, and allies are made. Not in that specific arrangement, but nonetheless all points are eventually met.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,108
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    675
  16. Tags
    Summary

    Welcome to on scheming! This is a fan-made fic in which we write loop ideas from on temporizing's discord server that may never get into the actual fic. If you've never read on temporizing by LuckyMagicBelle, you should go do that now! It's a great fic, although you don't need to have read that to read this. All of our ideas come from the on temporizing discord server, so if you want to see us do something specific, you can put that there, or here in the comments.
    Welcome to on scheming. :D

    pspsps ot fans come get ur food
    - hexx

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,089
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    103
    Kudos:
    263
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    2867
  17. Tags
    Summary

    once upon a time there were some "people" who lived together. those people included the doomslayer, master chief, gordon freeman, jetstream sam, jack cooper and his titan bt-7274, pyrocynical, scorch-1262, astolfo, loona, crazy dave, james may and scout.

    lots of crazy bullshit happens amongst them.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,357
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    164
  18. Tags
    Summary

    There’s another whimper and Tommy forces his legs forward. He crouches down and peers at another boy around his age pressed against a brick wall.

    Tommy looks up him over, discovering the boy is wearing a hospital gown and disposable slippers.

    The other boy is holding a hand over his bleeding knee.

    Tommy sucks in a breath, edging closer. “Hey,” he says softly. “Are you okay?”

    The boy doesn’t answer, looking up at Tommy with vibrant solid pink eyes.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,828
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    108
    Kudos:
    111
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1370
  19. Tags
    Summary

    Gilbert Stewartson is a man who hates cleanliness, in fact, he hates most things. He lived happily alone in his dusty house until his life was changed forever by a storm that forced him to bathe, revealing that dirt had not been the only thing trapped in his hair.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,809
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    17
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Kiara Carrera has recently moved to the Outer Banks of North Carolina to start off her senior year of high school, and she finds that her house is supposedly haunted, and has been since the early 1800’s. Kiara doesn’t believe in the supernatural until she starts to have dreams of a mysterious man with blue eyes, and weird things begin to happen around the house. The dreams feel too real to not be out of the ordinary, so Kiara teams up with her three best friends to figure out what is going on. They end up discovering a lot more than they bargained for.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,680
    Chapters:
    7/13
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    18
    Hits:
    367

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit

Clear Filters

Pages Navigation