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    Due South!AU С тех пор, как чикагский детектив познакомился с канадским констеблем, ничто не происходит так, как он запланировал. Даже покупка продуктов к ужину.

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    Angua Von Uberwald is a modern, sex-positive woman (werewolf).
    Carrot is a sheltered, traditional man (dwarf).

    She’s in charge of her orgasms; he doesn’t really understand what they even are.
    This story is an exploration of how they go from office pals to sex/life partners.

    This is a fix-it fic written because Angua and Carrot make a pretty good couple, but could be a truly great couple, and they both deserve better than the canonical start of their relationship. We've all learned a lot about consent since Men At Arms was written.
    Characters are both aged up to mid-twenties in a way that, I would argue, is canon-compliant. ("What?" I hear you say--"Weren't they already that age"? No. No, they were absolutely not.)

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    It began with a quiet confession from Lord Vetinari, and Lady Sybil making a decision about what to do with it. Vimes is exhausted, and at once frightened by and drawn to the changes that the two are introducing to his life. But then dwarfs around the city begin to go mad and hallucinate themselves into a violent frenzy, and a brutal murder is committed in the pouring rain. Maybe, just maybe, Vimes can figure it all out before the madness and the rage gets him too.

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    Carrot's had a crush on Angua since she joined the Watch, and they've gotten friendly, but he's not sure how to tell her he's interested.

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    Заключая под стражу патриция Анк-Морпорка, командору Ваймсу следовало быть готовым к тому, что это предполагает определённые ритуалы. И лорд Ветинари лично проследит, чтобы они были исполнены с надлежащей тщательностью.

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    Vimes has to deal with getting back to the present day.
    He also has to deal with the realities of being a new father and with some certain happenings that took place on a dark and rainy night. Even if he thinks that maybe those should not be mentioned. Or thought about in too much depth. Or at all, come to that.
    Oh, and then there's the string of murders too, of course. He should probably deal with those and soon before the whole city collapses into utter chaos as Guild leaders are targeted one by one.

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    Даже во время проведения первых Вседисковых Спортивных Игр не обходится без преступления.

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    Древняя мумия сталкивается с тем, что город на берегах Анка сильно изменился.

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    Despite extreme reluctance, the seemingly indestructible Rincewind has been through just about everything. But his newest challenge will take place in his own city when he finds a small dwarf child lost and alone.

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    One of those things that everyone knows is this: All Igors are undoubtedly named Igor. It has to do with the principle of the thing. If there is a lurching, lisping servant keeping house or assisting in the laboratory, it is one hundred percent more likely to be an Igor than any other name you might imagine. This simple fact is one of those incontrovertible pillars upon which the foundation of the universe rests.

    It is not, as it turns out, entirely true. Some of them are named Igorina.
    ***********************************************************************

    A fresh-faced Igorina comes to the big Wahooni - Ankh-Morpork - to break into FATHION! (This is rather like Fashion, but with a little lightning in it.)

    GNU Sir Terry Pratchett. The Clan of the Igors, their code, and culture, are all derived from his Discworld Books and intended as a labor of love (aka please don't sue me)

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    На каком свидании приличная девушка может начать раздеваться?

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    A collection of short fanfics written to prompts in response to a charity fundraiser.

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    Baji Keisuke, 1st Division Captain of the Tokyo Manji gang, has found himself in a bit of a predicament. And not just him. Most of his best friends from Toman have been pulled out of their meeting at Musashi Shrine on a special Tuesday night, and have found themselves unexpectedly transported to a magical world with wizards, magic, and other surprises waiting for them there.

    Baji lands near the Unseen University, home to the biggest collection of spell books in the biggest city on the Discworld. Spells got loose and spells got used and now the city of Ankh-Morpork is not ready for who else is coming along with them.

    The city leader and city guards are watching. And their best top secret city spy is on the case - but he doesn't want to be face to face with The Reaper...

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    An apparent murder scene turns out to be something ... slightly different.

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    Having bravely survived the tour of The Musem of Pins with all of its dangerously pointy silver, Angua was relieved to enter The Museum of Roundness.

    a translation of hasnik's Strażnik Dżentelmen

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    Book review podcast for the Discworld books.

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    The Night Watch gets a new member, and Captain Vetinari has a headache.

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    “Hmm. I am ‘Quality Time’, and you are ‘Words of Affirmation’. Huh. Wonder what that is.”
    His finger traced down the glossy paper.

    “Oh. But that’s obvious!”

    “What?”

    “I love you. I always will. But you want me to keep saying it, all the time?”

    Angua sighed, and tried to drown herself in her mug of tea. Sometimes, you think he’s just putting up with you. And with someone as perfect as he is, why would he actually care about you? You’re messy. You have no patience. You are literally a bitch…

    “Yes, that would be nice,” she muttered, trying to drown out her nasty little internal voice.

    “Okay. But why? That’s like going around saying that the sky is blue, or that the river Ankh is solid and green…”

    When Angua transformed, the green scum of the river Ankh that had captured the imaginations of poets throughout history was more of a yellowish brown.

    “Some of us need reminders,” she said.

    ***

    Carrot takes care of Angua a week before the full moon.

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    Another tale of sleeplessness from Ankh-Morpork. In which the Patrician would rather catch fire than catch feelings, Vimes is for some reason very angry about this, Sybil has had enough of all this nonsense and everyone spends a lot of time in the garden.

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    136
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